Posted by Robby
Over at FW Con, Jonathan is taking advice from Limbaugh on how to turn liberals into conservatives. Apparently, it’s really easy.
Listening to Rush today on the way to volunteering at Highline Community College, I heard Rush comment that he knows how to make liberals conservatives, and he was going to tell us what we need to do. I always give Rush the benefit of a doubt, and so I turned my ear to listen closely.
Rush Limbaugh once said that veterans who don’t support the war in Iraq were “fake veterans.” I wouldn’t put too much faith in his opinions.
His point was simply this: Liberals are liberal because they want to feel good about themselves and what they stand for. It feels nice to say, “I want to help the poor, the sick, the criminal, the outcast, etc!”
So far, so good, I guess.
Liberals don’t see, however, what effect their politics has on the poor, the sick, the criminal, the outcast, and so on. Instead, the party masters make double sure that they never see any of the negative consequences of liberalism. They are, after all, rubes, manipulated by those who simply want power for power’s sake.
Yeah, if it wasn’t for us nasty liberals, the poor would still have the opportunity to work in seatshops and the elderly could just die without the bother of medical care.
So how do you fight against that? Well, you make liberals feel bad about being liberal.
So you make shit up?
You point out to them the natural consequence of liberalism with real examples of real suffering. You connect it to their politics and their votes and their choices. The ideal would be something like, “This little girl died because she couldn’t get medical care because Barack Obama created a system where there were simply no doctors or money to help her.” In other words, “You voted for Barack Obama, he deprived her of medical care, she died. YOU killed the girl because your voted for Obama.”
So, to be more specific, you make up shitty hypotheticals that could not possibly have happened yet? I don’t know if these guys know it or not, but Obama hasn’t had time to reform health care yet. He’s been pretty busy trying to clean up the pile of steaming financial shit that Bush left behind.
It’s actually quite easy to do this for any tragedy. Natural tragedies are bad, but humans, especially conservatives, pitch in and help. So the disasters become really great things with humanity on display in its best colors. That is, as long as people are free to do so, they will.
I guess if Hurricane tought us anything, it was that governments don’t have any role in disaster relief. Wait, I might have gotten that wrong…
But when government comes in and takes money away from the rich and tells doctors who they’re going to see and what kind of medicine they can proscribe, why, that’s when the problems really start.
Just ask anyone in Great Britain, France, Canada, or any of the dozens of other countries with a national healthcare system. Ignore the statistics showing that people in those countries usually live longer. Life expectancy doesn’t have anything whatsoever to do with health care.
Conservatives are all about feeling good about themselves as well. It’s just that we don’t buy all the crap shovelled across the airwaves every day on the old-stream media.
Radio seems pretty old-stream to me. I mean, it was invented quite awhile before tv, wasn’t it?
We listen to Barack Obama promising to halve the deficit but triple spending and we realize, at the very moment he says those words, that he is lying.
First, I don’t know that Obamas said that. He’s said that he wants to work on the structural deficit. He seems to have accepted the deficit spending in the stimuluos as a necessary evil while still hoping to cut back the annual budget.
Second, I guess it was ok by these guys when Bush actually said and did just that.
See, we think. We use that thing in between our ears to see that our compassions actually arrive at the intended recipient. We understand that there are evil people out there and they are trying to take away our freedoms because they are evil, and we don’t want to allow them to do that.
By think, I guess he means that he blindly accepts what Rush Limbaugh tells him.
Conservatives can easily carry this message, since we are the group that goes out and gets things done. For instance, I went to Highline today to lecture and demonstrate all about Web Services. That’s real benefit that is going to help those students make wise choices as they plan out their future websites and build web applications and services. That’s something that I created out of thin air since they wouldn’t have gotten that instruction otherwise.
Well, I’m glad he volunteers. But it’s ridiculous to say that Conservatives are the only ones doing community service. Absolutely ridiculous. Also, the contribution he’s so proud of is teaching kids how to set up a website? That can be useful and all, but Jimmy Carter builds houses and monitors elections, and he’s pretty liberal. Just sayin’.
I didn’t need government to tell me to go tell those students about Web Services. It’s in my very nature to help. It’s in the very nature of all conservatives to help. In fact, our jobs are just a means to an end. We work to make money so that we can feed, clothe, and shelter our kids, and then when that’s done, we naturally draw out and try to help the guys around us find the money to feed, clothe, and shelter their kids. We don’t need government to tell us to do that because we simply do that on our own.
Again, good for you. Just don’t forget that there are plenty of liberals who look at life in a similar way.
I want to solicit real-life stories of how liberalism has injured, killed, or impoverished people. Look for examples of how the government got in the way and made people who would normally help run away for fear. At the same time, share examples of real heart-warming help and assistance where government played no role at all, and indeed, never could.
I don’t know about all of that, but I could give you some of the opposite kind of story. If you’d like, I could talk about the experiences of the average Iraqi over the last several years. Or, if you prefer, we could talk some more about Hurricane Katrina. There’s always the unknown number of Americans who have had their phones illegaly tapped. Or maybe we could look at all the people who have lost their jobs in this recession caused in no small part by a lack of regulation in the housing and finance sectors.