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Douche-y, douch-ier, douch-iest

- posted by demo kid

Shorter Federal Way Conservative, Part 1:
Let the peons that need Medicare die. I mean, I’ve made over a half million dollars in my lifetime, and they can just bite me because I’m rich and prideful… even if I’d still be covered in the case of disaster.

Shorter Federal Way Conservative, Part 2:
Wouldn’t a thug make a great governor of Arizona? I mean, he’s just so good to white people! (Except, you know, if you get in his way.)

Shorter Federal Way Conservative, Part 3:
You should look at these illegally obtained emails for proof that climate change is a hoax. (Even though nothing in these emails suggests that at all.) And science should be objective, in that it should completely agree with me. (See: creationism.)

One Response to “Douche-y, douch-ier, douch-iest”

  1. Thehim Says:

    Making over a half-million dollars in a lifetime doesn’t make one rich. I crossed that threshhold by 30, and while I live a very happy and comfortable life, I’m no George Soros.

    If Jonathan had serious money, he’d have made his way out of Federal Way by now…

    He’s just another jackass who has no concept of how his tax dollars are returned to him in a countless small ways that generally go unnoticed.

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