EFFin’ Unsound

– posted by thehim

We’re still half a year away from election day, but according to Mark Gardner from Whackynation, Obama has already lost the election several times. Let’s recap Whackjob McNumbnut’s premature predictions of Obama’s demise…

August 6, 2007 - Obama says it’s a mistake to use nuclear weapons

I am sure Obama is going to pretend his remark was not lethal and will continue to campaign.

February 20, 2008 - Michelle Obama says she’s proud of this country for this first time in her adult life

Think it through, Obama. Your campaign could end here. And John McCain will be elected.

February 24, 2008 - The Politico releases Michelle Obama’s senior thesis

Barack Obama and the Democrats should face reality. This senior paper dooms any hope of the Obama couple being elected to the White House.

February 24, 2008 - A picture surfaces of Obama wearing some traditional African garb.

This is better than the picture of Dukakis in the tank. Bye-bye Democrats. You have lost the election.

February 29, 2008 - News about Tony Rezko’s former business dealings with Obama surface

Looks like the Democrats are close to nominating not only the next McGovern-Dukakis, but a corrupt one at that. 2008 is going to be a great year for Republicans!

March 4, 2008 - Obama loses Ohio

One week of bad press and pressure and Senator Obama’s campaign loses steam. His tactics no longer work.

March 18, 2008 - On Obama’s Chicago preacher, Jeremiah Wright

Obama has been a flash fire on the political scene, but now his flame is burning out. He is not even Vice President timber anymore.

April 13, 2008 - Obama says small town Pennsylvanians are bitter about government failing them

Obama just lost the presidency with that remark because he deeply insulted the swing constituency in the key battle ground states, especially Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Of course, his overall approval ratings haven’t actually changed all that much. Let’s see how many more of these Gardner can do…

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